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Funny Stuff

Here are some of the musical offerings that have appeared in Mark Schweizer's Liturgical Mysteries over the years. You are free to download these and use them as you will.

  • The Pirate Eucharist (the "Clown Eucharist" taken to its logical conclusion...) 
  • Missa di Poli Woli Doodle (just the Kyrie) 
  • The Weasel Cantata (the only musical treatment of the dietary laws of Leviticus)
  • The Banjo Kyrie ('nuff said)
  • First Timothy (Let your women keep silence in church...)
  • Elisha and the Two Bears (the unknown cantata by Henry Purcell )
  • The Mouldy Cheese Madrigal (How often do you get a chance to rhyme "Holy Jesus" with "mouldy cheeses?"

This link will take you to the Liturgical Mystery site where you can listen/download these liturgical gems!

By the way, if you have missed these books, you should buy them immediately!

Contact

Mark Schweizer
P.O. Box 249
Tryon, North Carolina 28782
Phone 828.859.0323
Toll Free 877.822.0304

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