From The Soprano Wore Falsettos. Many churches have experienced the "Clown Eucharist." If your congregation has already found their Inner Clown, and is looking for something different, perhaps it's time to follow St. Barnabas' lead. What could be more fun than "The Pirate Eucharist? This setting has music for the Gloria and the Sanctus and all the text included. You can use this handy Pirate Translator to translate your Bible verses into Piratese. Good luck, me hearties!